7. Lidl’s Christkindl Mulled Wine


£4.49 a 1L bottle
You don’t have to be a wine connoisseur to notice that this smells bad – really bad – like a rotten satsuma that’s been left in the bottom of a stocking to fester for 365 days. Admittedly, it tastes better than it smells, but that’s not saying much. Buy this only in a mulled wine emergency, or if you need to bring a bottle to a Christmas party hosted by someone you don’t particularly like. But if you value your nasal passages, make a swift exit before they start heating it up.