The White Blackbird presents Tainted Love

Mark Valentine's Day the opulent dress-up way at this impressive bash just outside London. Coaches from Hanover Square will take you to grand country house Stoke Place, where you'll encounter themed interactive entertainment like a Star Crossed Lover's Assault Course, a Broken Hearted Ballroom, a Nude Portraiture Salon, a 24 Red Roses Banquet, a talk on the art of kissing (just one of many tonight including nipple tassel-twirling and ribbon body-wrapping), a midnight heart pinata massacre and a couples' cinema with pink Champagne-only waiter service. Phew! Cabaret artistes including Dusty Limits, Trixie Malicious, Millicent Binks and more round off this enchanting evening. A lucky few will be able to book hotel rooms onsite too at an extra cost. Dress suitably magically, chicks.