Steamboat Bordello

Step on board this Mississppi-style paddle steamer for a vintage night of 'rogues, riverboat gamblers, good time girls, snake oil salesmen, fallen southern belles, confederate rifles, yankee doodle dandies…' (you get the picture), recreating the kinds of floating palaces you'd see going down the Miss' from New Orleans to St Louis. Tonight it's a London Riots benefit, with all profits donated to charitable causes, and a Victorian-era Coney Island funfair theme. There'll be live music, electro-swing and retro beats on the decks, plus cabaret antics from Luna Rosa, Missy Macabre and plenty more freakshows. You can sit down and have dinner or simply just dance the night away! Just don't go too overboard, geddit?