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[title]- It's fine, I've got Google Maps.
- I'll just wait my turn.
- Thank God for public transportation.
- Shit, I'm early.
- Can I have a napkin, please?
- Please.
- Hey look! It's the Great Synagogue!
- Weed? In public?
- That waiter deserved every shekel of that 10% tip.
- I'm so sick of Bamba.
- Man, I really hope Bibi gets reelected.
- Let's grab a quick dinner at Port Said.
- I love hanging out on Rothschild Boulevard with all the locals.
- Benedict!? But it's three in the morning!
- This burger sucks. Let's go to McDonald's.
- I'm saving up for a hoverboard.
- Money's kinda tight right now, so let's just eat at Taizu or something.
- Why take the bus when you can take the car?
- Cash only? That's cool.
- Gal Gadot is Israeli?
- Veganism is so last summer.
- Summer is so overrated.
- Arak? Ew, gross.
- Midburn is a little too 'PG' for my liking.
- Jerusalem is way cooler.
- Snow, again?
- This city is so fucking boring. There's never anything to do here.
- Eyal Shani? Who's that?
- I'm so glad they tore down the Dizengoff fountain. It really made getting around so much easier.
- There will definitely be street parking.
- Don't forget your helmet!
- Everyone here is so ugly.
- Who the hell runs anymore?
- I know a super cool bar, it's called Mike's Place.
- I know a super cool club, it's called Clara.
- Pest free since '93!
- I can't find fresh produce anywhere.
- Beards are so out of style.
- Florentin is lame.
- What's with all the graffiti? Haven't they heard of sketchbooks?
- It's so inspiring to see all these birthright groups here.
- The middle of the Shuk, now that's where all the cool kids hang.
- No need to lock my bike.
- You want cheap groceries? Head to Tiv Tam.
- I've been sober for 3 weeks now.
- Oh, how I love the bank!
- I've never gotten lost inside Dizengoff Center.
- I'm really not much of a tahina person.
- Misrad Hapnim is like Disney Land, but better.
- Fauda? Never heard of it.
- Have you got any kosher options?
- Wow, I miss pork.
- I hate the beach.
- Rent here is dirt cheap.
- Can I have a cafe v'mafe please?
- Do you sell pre-rolled cigarettes?
- Mmmm, kiosk wine.
- There's something about the taste of Tubi that keeps me going back for more.
- I hate Tel Aviv.
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