This printer smells like olives.
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What happens after the first hour?
Are we no longer happy?
French 57
Ok, that’s the last festival I go to without a diaper on.
Rothschild Allenby Market
Did you get the SMS invitation to my brother’s bar mitzvah?
Café Landwer
Want a pickled cucumber?
Since when do we crossbreed vegetables? What’s next? Spider pigs?
Charles Clore Park
First my scooter broke, and then I crushed my foot thumb.
Ichilov Hospital
I’m convinced that the harder I push it, the better it’ll work.
You talkin’ about the printer or your sex life?
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