Red Line riders on the afternoon of November 16 get a ridiculous new excuse for being late when a naked woman calling herself "the goddess of the train" boards at Granville, announces she is on her way to the front car to drive and orders everyone to exit. The public-transit prophet disrupts southbound service as police take the unidentified 31-year-old woman into custody before bringing her in for a psychiatric evaluation.

Best of 2013: Wild and crazy news stories in Chicago

Take a look back at the weird, wild and crazy news stories of the past year, including a couple bonking in a speeding car on 290.

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A tour through Chicago's crazy news stories in 2013 is once again proof that reality is often stranger than any fiction Hollywood could concoct. This was the year that began with the ruling that a lottery winner was fatally poisoned with cyanide the day after collecting a $1 million jackpot; a year during which former Chicago Bull Dennis Rodman somehow became the most productive U.S. envoy to North Korea; and Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan became a furniture salesman. The flesh-eating drug Krokodil made its way to the 'burbs; the creator of Beanie Babies wept in a Chicago courtroom after pleading guilty to tax evasion; Scabby, the inflatable rat used at union protests, was stabbed with a box cutter and run over by a car; and Chicago's most notorious parking-ticket scofflaw settled her $105,000 tab with the city. You can't make up this shit. 

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