If you've ever doubted the power Mike Ditka still holds on Chicago Bears fans, all you have to do is search for Bears shirts online—the man's mustache graces countless designs. Never mind the fact that Iron Mike hasn't coached the Bears in 22 years (and his coaching skills are debatable). Still, we managed to find both Ditka and Ditka-free shirts you can wear to sports bars with pride.
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