1. Morrissey
Assuming that he actually shows up and doesn't fall victim to the last-minute cancellations that have haunted many of his previous tours, Morrissey might be Riot Fest's biggest get to date. The former Smiths frontman has spent the past three decades churning out increasingly maudlin solo records and advocating for vegetarianism (he recently teamed up with PETA to release a "Meat is Murder" iPhone game). Only time will tell if Riot Fest will be forced to go meat-free during Morrissey's set (stockpile those corndogs), but you're guaranteed to hear him croon some dour alt-rock tunes— including a few classic Smiths tracks.