1. See a Shakespearean ’70s sitcom parody
The Bardy Bunch is sadly closing early, cutting its Mercury Theater run about a month short. Catch this hilarious, weird show while you can. (Mercury Theater, 3745 N Southport Ave, 8pm. $25–$58)
2. Uncover a mysterious variety show
Doctor Lawrence Atop’s Journey to The Polygon of Suffering is posted up at the Hideout every Wednesday this fall. The show features local musicians, “sacred wisdom and deep knowledge of the human experience.” (The Hideout, 1354 W Wabansia Ave, 5:30pm. $5)
It’s haunted house season, Chicago. Avoid the crowds by making a weeknight trip to the 13th Floor Haunted House—just be prepared to sleep with the light on. (13th Floor Haunted House, 1940 George St in Melrose Park, 7:30–10pm. $27)