1. Rock out with Bad Religion
Nearly four decades in, punk rock icons Bad Religion are still at it. Tonight, see the band that always puts on one hell of a show. You'll be talking about it for years. (Metro, 3730 N Clark St, 7:30pm. $31.)
2. Explore the "Secret Lives of Objects"
The Chicago History Museum's new exhibit features items pulled deep from the museum's vaults, from a revolver used in a raid on Harpers Ferry to Charlie Chaplin's cane. Uncover their fascinating stories and prepare to be amazed. (Chicago History Museum, 1601 N Clark St, 9:30am-4:30pm. General admission.)
3. Laugh with Chicago Underground Comedy
Check out this lineup of up-and-coming comedians, and prepare to laugh your face off at this decade-old comedy showcase in the heart of Roscoe Village. (Beat Kitchen, 2100 W Belmont Ave, 9:30pm. $5.)