Tired of posting your political opinions and declaring why you're voting for Hillz or the Donald? Giordano's has a new way of letting you tell your friends about your political leanings, via some politician-themed pizzas. Starting tomorrow, you can have the visage of Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump stenciled in parmesan cheese on top of your pizza—you are what you eat, after all.
A limited quantity of the stenciled pizzas will be available at Giordano's Jackson location (223 W Jackson Blvd) for dine-in only the day after each presidential debate (September 27, October 10 and October 20) in addition to Election Day on November 8. Hopefully Giordano's will keep track of which candidates gets more orders—an informal pizza poll, if you will—so that we can finally determine which side of the aisle enjoys Chicago-style deep dish pizza the most.
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