Chicago's club of eight-figure homes for sale has a new member. A 32nd-floor penthouse at 415 E North Water St in Streeterville was listed at a whopping $12.9 million earlier this month, and the place contains more marble than the National Mall.
The three-bedroom, 9,300 square-foot palace has everything that a Gatsby imitator could desire: A basketball court, a squash court, a pool and an amazing view of the city that can fill the void in your heart left by your parents' apathy.
In short, this place is absolutely over-the-top. Its photos will make you green with envy and might influence you to storm off to the nearest lottery ticket vendor.

Photograph: @properties

Photograph: @properties

Photograph: @properties

Photograph: @properties