Hunters Niteclub (CLOSED)

While the suburban LGBT scene remains underserved at best and downright dreadful at worst, this sprawling nightclub and complex offers an oasis for the gay masses seeking a city alternative. The large dance floor offers enough thump thump to keep the crowds hot and sweaty, but if it's respite you seek, try cooling off on the excellent outdoor patio. FYI, if you and your newfound trick are both still living at home, there's plenty of frisky action to be had in the parking lot.