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28 incredibly niche quirks only Australians will understand

The rest of the world can’t wrap their heads around these Aussie quirks

Melissa Woodley
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Melissa Woodley
Travel & News Editor, Time Out Australia
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Ah, Australians. We’re quite a weird and wild bunch. Only those who grew up Down Under can truly understand and appreciate the quirks that make Australia so special.

Here are the tell-tale signs you’re a true blue, through and through:

  1. You learned about drugs and alcohol from a giraffe in a caravan

  2. You don’t feel weird about going to the supermarket barefoot

  3. You abbreviate everything because saying the whole word is too much effort

  4. You can never have enough chicken salt or tom sauce on your chips

  5. You slip, slop, slap before leaving the house each morning

  6. You think a flight under eight hours is a quick trip

  7. You know all the lyrics to ‘The Horses’ by Daryl Braithwaite, but not the full national anthem

  8. You consider a slice of white bread with a sausage a complete meal

  9. You’d make a significant detour just to take a photo with a giant roadside attraction

  10. You give everyone a nickname, whether they want one or not

  11. You can finish the line, “No hat, no play…”

  12. You think meat pies are the holy grail of food

  13. You think everyone’s your mate, even if you just met them five minutes ago

  14. You know our true national animal is the bin chicken

  15. You drink a lot of coffee – and you know what the good stuff tastes like

  16. You smack-talk every other city that isn’t the one you live in

  17. Beetroot on burgers is a yes

  18. You know all the moves to The Nutbush

  19. You say "yeah nah"

  20. Turkey what? You eat seafood at Christmas

  21. You’ll happily spin yarns about drop bears to tourists

  22. You become paranoid of magpies as soon as September hits

  23. You drastically overstate the weather, describing a windy day as a full-blown hurricane

  24. You’ve nailed the perfect Vegemite-to-butter ratio

  25. You know you can count on every rural town to have at least one pub 

  26. You swear like a sailor

  27. You wear sunnies in the middle of winter

  28. Schoolies was your rite of passage to adulthood

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