Chip Protest

Perhaps you've heard of the forthcoming "lady-friendly" Doritos that won't be as noisy as the classic chip for the woman who likes to crunch quietly. And, maybe, you bristled at the suggestion that women need a special, demure snack. Here's a way to fight the power, or at least lick your fingers in its direction: Austin NOW ("National Organization for Women") is organizing a public demonstration of a "bunch of women eating chips in public." Men—anyone, really—are welcome, too. Just remember to BYOC. Yes, we're talking about chips.