Chicken Shit Bingo

Hie thee to that burnt orange-and-white Austin institution on Burnet Road if you're a betting man, and buy a number on the board and hope that hen squats right on it. Odds are you'll lose trying your luck at the saloon's beloved "Chicken Shit Bingo" but, good news, a cold Lone Star is only $2, too. And the honky tonk music and hot dogs are free.