The 7 best canal tours in Amsterdam

Best for: Pre-drinking to the max

If you’re searching for an affordable canal cruise with an open bar, you’re in luck. All visitors on this cruise receive a free homemade shot of liquor to kick things off, and then have the option of unlimited drinks after. Don’t worry, there are also a range of sights available beyond the bottom of the bottle, with passengers able to enjoy views of the NEMO Science Museum and the reconstructed Maritime Museum. Plus there are unlimited snacks, which may help soak up that booze. Feeling crazy? There’s an even boozier one without the snacks too. 

Duration: One hour

Best for: That special someone

This luxury tour takes place on a traditional vessel that, as the company says, has ‘floating monument status’. On this breathtaking boat, the captain will tell you all about the history of the city while you sip on unlimited champagne. You can book for two people or 12 people, depending on what kind of night you’re after, but if you’re after a special way to treat someone and feel a little luxurious, this would make the perfect Amsterdam surprise for bae.  

Duration: One hour and 30 minutes

Best for: Marijuana heads

It wouldn’t be an Amsterdam canal cruise guide without bringing up one of the city’s (in)famous smoke boats. As the name suggests, these are vehicles where passengers are free to share bongs, see sights and cruise with the devil’s lettuce. Not only does this trip allow you to blaze, it also has shishas available, and the option for unlimited drinks. Sure, it’s more expensive than non-smoking boats, but this is a night out for the books. 

Duration: One hour and ten minutes

Best for: Foodies who float

You’ve had dinner with a view, but this cruise takes it to the next level – a four-course dinner, complete with white tablecloths, waiter service and flowing wine and fizz (included in the price). There’s a choice of a meat, fish or vegetarian menu, and everyone gets the same pudding: a tiramisu made out of Dutch stroopwafels. This cruise is fun, luxurious and actually pretty good value for money for what’s included.  

Duration: Two hours

Best for: Seeing the ‘Dam all lit up and pretty 

Want to see Amsterdam glowing at night time? There are few better ways to see it in its glittery nighttime glory than this affordable boat trip package. The route hits some of the city’s most famous sights, and there’s an optional audio guide (in multiple languages) to fill you in on the history if you so choose. The pilots are a right laugh, and there’s a kid’s audio option too if you’re travelling with family. But the architecture and sights will speak for themselves with this one. 

Duration: One hour and 15 minutes

Best for: History buffs

This private tour is for those who really want some deep insight into Amsterdam. The package begins with a two-hour walking tour around the city with a private guide who can teach you all about its history. Following that, you’ll hop on a boat to experience Amsterdam from its glittering canals, giving you a well needed rest after your tour. It doesn’t come cheap, but you’ll have done Amsterdam proper. 

Duration: Three hours

Best for: Lunch with a view

Some cruises are on the expensive side, but this one is a great option if you’re on a budget. For £30 each, you get to see the sights from Amsterdam’s canals, tuck into a pre-ordered pizza each and get to drink as much beer and wine as you like too. Oh, and there’s brownies included. 

Duration: One hour and 15 minutes