Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant
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The Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant

A guide to (and lots of photos of) the contest dedicated to the celebration of Brooklyn’s best teeny weenies
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There are lots of memorable sights in New York—the skyline, for example, or Manhattanhenge or perhaps Central Park in the fall. But there are few sights as likely to remain burned in the retinas as the annual Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant. Here's information about the infamous contest, as well as photos from each year. Do we really need to say NSFW?

What is the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant?

Well, it’s a pageant celebrating small penises. What were you expecting? The event sees eight under-endowed participants braving four rounds: formal wear, swimwear, talent and a Q&A.

Where is the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn pageant?

The event takes place at Kings County Saloon in Bushwick, which can be found at 1 Knickerbocker Avenue, Brooklyn, 11237.

Smallest Penis in Brooklyn Pageant photos