John Allan's: Signature Full Service
Think of this bundle as a tune-up for your entire head: It comprises a scalp-massaging shampoo, conditioning treatment, hot towel, haircut, manicure and shoe shine. While I sipped a brewed iced tea (other offerings range from espresso to beer), I was escorted from station to station within the midtown outpost. The whole shebang took only 45 minutes, but I never felt rushed: I had the option to hang out all day at the bar and play a few games of pool in the lounge. Instead, I treated myself to an intense deep-tissue massage (60mins, $105).
Best part: If you're in a rush to go somewhere, you can multitask by getting the haircut and manicure at the same time.
Why it's worth it: A single visit isn't much costlier than a salon appointment, but each club also offers an annual membership (one location $750, all four locations $850), so you can go as often as you choose.
Visit johnallans.com for details. Regularly $68. TONY deal First-time clients who mention TONY when booking receive this treatment for $38 through Dec 31.—Adam Fulrath