I hate when I’m taking a shower and accidentally shave myself while cutting.
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I hate when I’m taking a shower and accidentally shave myself while cutting.
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Nikki Glaser plays the Comedy Cellar Wednesday April 18, 2012 at 8pm and midnight.
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