Photograph: Jakob N. Layman (booty shorts)
Photograph: Jakob N. Layman (booty shorts)

Slave Leia: Booty jorts

Thirty years ago a generation of budding, impressionable, puberty-ridden adolescent boys laid eyes on perhaps the nerdiest sex symbol of all time: Princess Leia in her skimpy slave outfit as a prisoner of Jabba the Hutt. These days young Angelenos need look no further than eye-level on the sidewalk to find what (God help us) will define their sexual fantasy for years to come. All hail the booty jort.

Relevant quote: "I remember that iron bikini I wore in Episode VI: what supermodels will eventually wear in the seventh ring of hell."—Carrie Fisher

If Star Wars were set in Los Angeles

Want to experience the Star Wars universe? You can do that right here in LA.

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