We're always surprised by the things we overhear in LA—relocate to the desert for three dusty day of music in the hundred-degree sun, add plenty of beer and copious amounts of drugs and things get even weirder. Check out some of the craziest shit we overheard at Coachella 2014.
RECOMMENDED: Friday photo highlights, Saturday photo highlights, Sunday photo highlights, festival street style, the ridiculous things we heard on the street all weekend, and more Coachella coverage
Follow Kate on Instagram @kate_em_up and Jakob on Twitter @MeetJakob