The rivalry between USC and UCLA is one of the greatest in college football—especially when both teams are playing well. They'll face each other at the Coliseum this Saturday, and it looks to be a pretty solid matchup—UCLA is 8-3, while USC is 7-4.
But, honestly, there are much more important rivalries to consider. Like, for example, which team has cuter dogs? Should the pet owner have considered a scarf, or gone with a different shampoo? We're not going to throw you a bone by playing pundit (because we are ethically obligated to be impartial). But what we can do is what all great journalists have done throughout history: present the facts, and let you, the reader, come to your own conclusion. Best of luck.
1. Buttercup came to play for UCLA
2. But this Yorkie is a strong counter for USC
3. This Bruin is not impressed
4. But USC is here to rep for big dogs as well
5. UCLA brought its lucky hat
6. USC has you right where it wants you
7. UCLA just got a fresh grooming, and isn't afraid to mess it up
8. USC is all about suns out, tongues out
9. UCLA won't go down without a fight
10. USC pulls a last-minute corgi substitution
Who won in the end (besides all of us)? Weigh in by commenting, or by showing off a picture of your own prized pup. Make sure to tag us using #LAGram!