Here's your daily dose of intense bitterness with a side of seething jealousy: a YouTuber named Jordan Maron, who specializes in "Minecraft" videos—and to be clear, he posts videos of himself playing the game online—just scooped up a $4.5 million mansion above the Sunset Strip, according to Variety. Oh yeah, and in case you weren't already feeling bad enough about your own life, he's 23 years old.
The new homeowner's online name is "CaptainSparklez," and his videos have collected more than 1.7 billion views thanks to his more than 8 million subscribers.
The home he purchased is reportedly just over 4,100 square feet and has three bedrooms and five bathrooms.
Variety also mentions the kind of adorable yet nauseating tidbit that last year "Minecraft" creator Markus "Notch" Persson bought a $70 million property that's only a few thousand feet away.
You can find more pictures of the gorgeous house here. And if you're interested in becoming a part of the fan club, Maron's YouTube channel is right here.