If you've got Clippers playoff fever, one of the only remedies is to head down to Staples Center this weekend and get your face on TV (or at least the kiss cam during commercial breaks). Here are five ways get noticed by fellow fans and maybe even advance your career.
1. Dress like Cliff Paul. This is finally your chance to dress like a nerd and head to the costume store for a fake mustache. It's like Halloween in May.
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2. Dance like Steve Ballmer. Are you a good dancer? No? Don't worry, he isn't either. Just shake it like you're listening to Fergie.
3. Grab your breasts. To truly get yourself noticed, this may require a little more natural (or unnatural) talent. Besides getting noticed, you may even be able to launch a career from it.
4. Wear a Clippers suit. The guy below takes super fan to a whole new level. We're not saying you have to go to The Men's Warehouse, but you'll have to do better than a simple hat and jersey to stand out.
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5. Hang out with celebrities. The Clippers are the new Lakers and have been for a while. While you may not see Jack Nicholson courtside, Clippers' fans include Hollywood funny people like Rainn Wilson, Billy Crystal and Adam DeVine. Just sit near them (that shouldn't be too hard, right?) and you'll be on the celebrity blogs by morning. Oh, and Blake Griffin is pretty funny, too.
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