There's melancholy pop and bedroom anthems (think Blondie to Bowie, Abba to Brel, The Smiths to the Scissor Sisters) and 'live' sets by indie air-guitar duo The Miserabilists. 'No happy clappers please.'

I see myself as natural and enthusiastic (happiest barefoot, in a sarong and in the sunshine!), earthy, interested in others, fun to be around,...