15 things Londoners secretly think when a friend gets married

1. ‘But… but… I’M TOO YOUNG FOR MY FRIENDS TO START HAVING BABIES!’

2. ‘Ha. I snogged your fiancé before you did.’

TheGiantVermin

3. ‘If the wedding’s not in London, I’m not going’.

4. ‘Sigh. This is DEFINITELY gonna give my partner ideas.’

5. ‘Bang goes my last free weekend in August.’

6. ‘Great. Another friend who’s going to move to Ramsgate and start wanging on about their quality of life.'

Garry Knight

7. ‘Please don’t let the hen party be in York.’

8. ‘Oh, Christ. Guarantee his arsehole best man will book a stripper for the stag do.’

9. ‘I could have five nights out for the price of that hen/stag weekend!’

Caccamo

10. ‘That was a RING? I thought her finger had got stuck in a snowglobe!’

11. ‘Why oh why oh why have I just bought a hoover for someone I don’t even like that much?’

12. ‘It better be a free bar...'

Francois de Halleux

13. ‘Shit, I better hit the giftlist before all the cheap stuff vanishes!’

14. ‘What a waste of paper. Why couldn’t they just email me an invite?’

15. ‘Where the fuck is Ascott under Wychwood?’

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