The idiot's guide to dancing

If you're a dance floor kayu, go with these three dance moves. Then proceed to KL's best clubs for dancing. 



The Sprinkler

1. Hand behind head to demonstrate dominance.
2. Stick arm out straight in the air.
3. Bring both arms together in a flapping motion as you spin in circles about 57 times.



The Lightbulb

1. Put your hand up in the air and change the lightbulb like you just don’t care.
2. Now pet the dog.



The Carwash

1. Imagine you’re holding a microfibre cleaning cloth in each hand to a car window.
2. Clean the imaginary car window in circular motions; first clockwise, then anticlockwise.
3. Step from left to right; and vice versa. Now, make your friends form the car wash conga line.