Dirty Sanchez: The Movie

In a fountain of bodily fluids, Dainton, Pancho, Joycey and Pritchard travel the world in search of the seven deadly sins, which more often than not amounts to blowing a lager enema into someone else’s mouth. Suffice to say, Dante this ain’t. For their first feature-length outing the scatological and the pornographic have been given precedence over the usual inane violence as the team blow their wad early with an almost unwatchable stunt which involves knocking back shots of recently evacuated bodily fat obtained from one of their number via a Thai liposuction clinic.

It’s all as vile as you would expect (although the BBFC found a sequence which featured a man sucking excrement from the anus of a live rabbit a little too vile), but the laughs are often provoked by some horrendous homophobia. Watch how Dainton recoils in utter repugnance at the discovery that he’s just kissed a man in the ‘guess the ladyboy’ competition, then later thinks nothing of head-butting a table covered wth upturned drawing pins. Envelopes are being pushed here, but in entirely the wrong direction. Just don’t type ‘dirty sanchez’ into Google.