Hard Rock Café

The rock ’n’ roll memorabilia at this shiny, over-the-top pseudo-museum might’ve gone to our heads, but we’re seeing band homages everywhere. Okay, the “Joe Perry’s ‘Rock Your World’ Quesadilla” is shamelessly overt, but does Jeff Tweedy know about his “Tupelo Chicken Tenders”? Maybe it’s time you played it like a tourist from Tulsa (probably the only city left without an HRC outlet), shut up and enjoyed your hickory-smoked ribs.