Trader Vic's (CLOSED)

Cheesy Hawaiian shirts, steel-drum music and the kitsch-loving clientele that these things attract are in full effect at this outpost of the tiki bar chain. Luckily, so is the cocktail program, which not only puts out good mai tais but also a strong gin-and-passion-fruit tipple. (Careful with those drinks, though—they’re strong enough to get you into a Hawaiian shirt, too.)